Death row meal part one

A much debated subject.  The quandary is this, do you opt for something oustanding that El Bulli would be chuffed with or do you go back to basics and gorge on comfort food.

I've thought about this too much for someone not on the final stretch of an oppressive penal system and have decided it is neccessary to have two different menu's.  This of course means I have to be killed twice but i believe there have been occassions where this has happened (imminent power failure, rope breaking at inappropriate moment etc)

So on the basis that there will be some form of devine intervention when it's my time, here are my two menu's.  Think of it a bit lilke Great British Menu - would you go for menu A or menu B?

Menu A  - The comforter

Starter - Triple cheese, waffle and bacon sandwich.  The devil is in the detail here, the cheese must be white cheddar, not too mild, not too strong.  The bread must be white and have a good compression rate (for the squashing at the end of assembly), and the waffles must be Birds eye, no other brand will suffice.  To construct grill two waffles in a grill funnily enough (you can do them in the toaster if your in a hurry but I think time is off the essence here.  Grill the bacon and then melt the cheese on each of the fine potato grids.  In a plate place one slice of cheap white bread, followed by the waffle, followed by bacon, followed by bread, followed by waffle followed by bacon, followed by bread.  Place your hand across the top of the sandwhich and gently compress before cutting into halfs diagonally.

This cunningly doubles up as a great hangover cure just in case you're not on death row.

Main course to follow in the next blog....