My waiter's a monkey

There's alot to be said about good service, where i come from that pretty much means getting the food you ordered if your lucky.  I recall a moment in a local pub a couple of years ago when it took the waitress to explain after an hour that my friends kids couldn't have the pudding they ordered, followed by another half an hour wait before we had to cancel the two scoops of ice cream order.  Much to the bubble heads disdain, service on a stick so to speak!

I've been to the US once and i have to say generally the service is a different level, almost as good as Italy where they take pleasure in entertaining you.  The pièce de résistance is Paris of course where disdain comes served with fries - although to be fair the food is pretty amazing.  In Scotland you pay your money take your chances, but thats what happens when you pay people less than they deserve.

Which brings me onto the subject of this blog, I stumbled across this on another news site which pretends to be our rival http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm personally I want to go there, just dont mention nappys or Conrad Murray....